Puppy < Tiger

I'm not exactly new to the wonderful world of blogging. I had one of these puppies before. But for one reason or other, the puppy got too old to play fetch like we used to, and the veterinary bills started piling up. and it became a chore to take it for walks and pick up its shit. So I took the puppy out back and I shot it.

And then I bought a new puppy, and I named it Maxwell Fights the Tiger
because, when it comes down to it, that's what I do best.